1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Watching my wife come out of a store without a bag in her hands.
     
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  2. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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    Not really a smile but was laughing, got a fake call from 'social security administration' from local number which I knew was fake number cause they did the same shit before. So this time I played along with them, last time it was a guy, this time it was a woman so I started asking if she was single, what panties she was wearing, if she liked freaky sex...she hung up lol.
     
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  3. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    The sound of my new Engine makes Smile
     
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  4. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Did I just hear right ?

    They just launched a

    $30,000,000 titanium toilet

    for the space station
     
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    1. slutwolf
      Oops
      I got it wrong.
      It's a $34,000,000 toilet
       
      slutwolf, Oct 3, 2020
  5. PlayNiceNNaughtycpl7981

    PlayNiceNNaughtycpl7981 Newcumer

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    My guy, leaving his glimpse on and letting me see that his ass is going above the speed limit to get home to me quicker. Lol.
     
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  6. LeftOnTheBench

    LeftOnTheBench Amateur

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    Smoked all day, so almost every minute I was smiling at some point.
     
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  7. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    My boy arrived home a day early........what a lovely surprise.

    Enjoy your weekends and be safe.

    thinskin
     
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  8. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid went out and spent 2 hours raking the leaves off the lawn
     
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      Good Lad!
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Oct 4, 2020
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  10. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    The check-out kid at Walmart gave me a lesson on how to load my cart for the best weight distribution for pushing and steering and he was spot on!! The secret is to put most of the weight in the back and not as much in the front. I'm going to use his solution from now on especially when I have a big bag of cat food!!
     
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  11. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    An old friend sent me a present and reminded me that tomorrow is international boifriend day. It was a bottle of my favorite tequila and a not telling me I was her best boifriend ever and that she loves me for being there.
     
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      non relative sanity
       
      slutwolf, Oct 4, 2020
  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I can hear my dog having a doggy dream in the other room.
     
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  13. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Last week just before surgery on my left ankle, a nurse wrote the letter "L" on my left shin with a marker, to avoid any confusion during surgery. I awoke today from a nap to find our youngest by my bedside, marker in hand, very proud that he "finished it". My left shin now says "Love you, Mom".
     
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  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Watering my flowers today, a tiny lizard ran out from beneath one of them. He was only about 2 inches long, and so cute! It made me realize that all the years I lived downtown, I never saw a lizard in my yard. I love my new place! :)
     
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      A blue tailed lizard lives under my front porch stairs. I see him often.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 6, 2020
    2. Lioness
      I love the lizards although I don't see too many on my place because of the cats. I saw one on my porch not too long ago and Lil Mizz Fuzzy saw it at the same time. It's a good thing I have a screen door to stop her because the lizard would've been a goner in a split second because she is so fast...instead, she ran into the screen!
       
      Lioness, Oct 6, 2020
    3. conroe4
      I hand feed my lizards ants that blow into the pool after a storm. I name them too. Godzilla lives on the back porch, and can be seen running back and forth several times daily. Watching them fight during mating season is a treat. They will get a ridge across the foreheads and square off. I saw one grab another and throw him off the stairs. They're brutal.
       
      conroe4, Oct 7, 2020
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    4. Lioness
      I called the little lizards that lived on my late father-in-law's place and would sun on the steps, Guardzillas!!
       
      Lioness, Oct 8, 2020
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  15. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Found it under one of my planters couple of months ago
     
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  16. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    A very nice dinner made by my son!
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Nom!!!!:drool:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 6, 2020
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  17. Bigjim72

    Bigjim72 Porno Junky

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    My stepdaughter wearing only a tshirt.
     
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  18. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Just a Dead old Cute little Lizard I found and I kept for a pic, no Biggie
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Stop!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 6, 2020
  19. TJ all day

    TJ all day Porn Star

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